Friday, September 18, 2009

Fred

Have you ever been to Petsmart and your dog is telling you that he wants a new toy? Well after a year of having this precious dog he has never asked me for a single thing until now... boy was it a bad mistake.

Meet Fred. He is a vampire doll (Halloween stuff is already coming out) that loves to fight with Rocky. One night while they were wrestling something bad happened.....

Fred drawled his fangs and said "I want to suck your blood"!!


Rocky said "No wayy Jose"!! They were wrestling and fighting and I wanted to run for the door but every time I went for it Fred would come after me with his dive bombing technique. I managed to get away. Suddenly I realized why he was going after me now...


Rocky had been bitten!!!!!!!!!!!

What the matter boy?? You ok? Are you still a human dog?

"Nooo" "I want to suck your blood"! He lunged and.....


It's getting hazy I.....I....uhhhhhh!!
Hi everyone I'm Fred and I want to suck your blood!! I have Nancy's address book and I will be coming for you Halloween night!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!

2 comments:

  1. funniest post Evar ... you should be getting some Bling Bling from Petsmart for product placement.

    Now go cook something!?

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